King Shapur XIV of Zargothrax has been rushed to hospital following an explosion in his personal science laboratory located in the basement of the Royal Palace. A spokesperson for the Royal Family has assured the public that there were ‘zero suspicious circumstances’
King Shapur XIV of Zargothrax has issued a formal declaration of war on Salad Land, and has deployed a number of units of the Thraxian Army “comprised of cats” to the island nation. On Thursday, four Thraxian naval ships entered Saladian waters,
A new Royal Decree in Zargothrax states that by the end of August 2023, all Thraxian households will be legally required to own at least one cat, “in order to prevent the coming apocalypse”. The bizarre and controversial decree comes just weeks
King Shapur of Zargothrax has been released from hospital after almost three weeks following an explosion in his personal science laboratory. The King was rushed to hospital on May 30, following the explosion, which officials described as caused by a ‘calculation error’
King Shapur XIV of Zargothrax has been rushed to hospital following an explosion in his personal science laboratory located in the basement of the Royal Palace. A spokesperson for the Royal Family has assured the public that there were ‘zero suspicious circumstances’