The Federation of Lauchenoiria has announced their intent to withdraw their ships from the naval blockade of Cape Auria, and cease their enforcement patrols of the no-fly zone. The blockade has been in place since the beginning of August last year following
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez of Lauchenoiria has condemned the Xiomeran government for their actions in the Tihanang district of Huenya. On September 28, the Xiomeran Imperial Parliament voted in favour of accepting Tihanang as a province of Xiomera, three days after the
Two leaders of political parties in Lauchenoiria have resigned their position in advance of the April 2024 elections, citing their desire to retire from federal politics at the election. Damian Andrés of the Left Alliance, and Katherine Wright of the Feminist Party,
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez has denied allegations that her government has been plotting to invade Mallacaland, a Muslim-majority country in far-eastern Hesperida, after Xiomeran state media released a document appearing to be a Lauchenoirian plan to take over the struggling country. Alvarez
Earlier today, former Foreign Secretary Sandra Pavía announced that she is set to lead a new political party, Together for Lauchenoiria, into the 2024 Lauchenoirian Elections. Twenty-two Members of Parliament have joined Pavía in the new party; all from either the Liberals
The Bank of Lauchenoiria has closed Paul Doberman’s premium bank account, citing “insufficient funds”. The Lauchenoiria First leader has reportedly lost a considerable amount of money in the past several years, meaning he is no longer eligible for the bank’s premium accounts,
A Lauchenoirian pop star, who uses the stage name Shauna Light, has passed out on stage at a concert taking place on Butterfly Island. The star, who is popular among the 11-17 demographic, was in the middle of her song Snail in
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez has hit out at rumours that Lauchenoiria and Huenya were planning to take control of the Intra-Xiomeran Canal Demilitarized Zone, which began spreading on Thursday. Alvarez has called the rumours “complete nonsense”, stating that Lauchenoiria has at no
The Federal Parliament of Lauchenoiria has had to be evacuated after an unknown number of mice were released into the building by a group of teenage protesters. The teenagers, who are members of youth environmental protest group Classrooms for Climate, were visiting
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez has been photographed near the Kerlian border engaged in a kiss with Councillor Jennifer Hale of Kerlile. The picture, taken by a member of the paparazzi for gossip magazine Bewildered Butterfly, shows the pair – who are still
An online prank craze involving individuals dressing up as “giant babies” is causing chaos in numerous locations across Lauchenoiria as teens and young adults film bizarre videos for internet likes. The trend involves participants dressing in onesies; covering them in jackets; then