Scenes of chaos were broadcast from the Federal Parliament of Lauchenoiria this afternoon when Lucie Scott, the Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the Green-Pacifist Alliance, a political party formed from a merger of the Green and Pacifist Parties prior to the
Two leaders of political parties in Lauchenoiria have resigned their position in advance of the April 2024 elections, citing their desire to retire from federal politics at the election. Damian Andrés of the Left Alliance, and Katherine Wright of the Feminist Party,
The Xiomeran state media service XIN has accused the Lauchenoirian government of planning an invasion of Mallacaland, based on documents it claims to have obtained. XIN used its evening news broadcast on September 17th to make the accusation, claiming to have documents
Earlier today, former Foreign Secretary Sandra Pavía announced that she is set to lead a new political party, Together for Lauchenoiria, into the 2024 Lauchenoirian Elections. Twenty-two Members of Parliament have joined Pavía in the new party; all from either the Liberals
The Bank of Lauchenoiria has closed Paul Doberman’s premium bank account, citing “insufficient funds”. The Lauchenoiria First leader has reportedly lost a considerable amount of money in the past several years, meaning he is no longer eligible for the bank’s premium accounts,
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez has hit out at rumours that Lauchenoiria and Huenya were planning to take control of the Intra-Xiomeran Canal Demilitarized Zone, which began spreading on Thursday. Alvarez has called the rumours “complete nonsense”, stating that Lauchenoiria has at no
The Federal Parliament of Lauchenoiria has had to be evacuated after an unknown number of mice were released into the building by a group of teenage protesters. The teenagers, who are members of youth environmental protest group Classrooms for Climate, were visiting
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez has been photographed near the Kerlian border engaged in a kiss with Councillor Jennifer Hale of Kerlile. The picture, taken by a member of the paparazzi for gossip magazine Bewildered Butterfly, shows the pair – who are still
Left Alliance leader Damian Andrés urged Alvarez to release a statement regarding the outbreak of civil war in Roucourt calling for peace and mediation. He called on the Lauchenoirian government to condemn the actions of both Xiomera and the People’s and Nations
Sandra Pavía, the former Foreign Secretary of Lauchenoiria who was removed from her position in 2022 for alleged Xiomeran ties which she has denied repeatedly, today spoke to media calling the government’s handling of the WOE situation “woefully inadequate – pun intended”.
Classes in Information Literacy are set to be added to the compulsory elements of the Lauchenoirian curriculum for 12-15 year olds after the summer, Secretary for Education Nacio Navarro announced this morning. The classes will teach teens how to identify likely disinformation,