“How long will Zargothrax last?” has become a question with many meanings as the country’s civil conflict stalls somewhat, with three factions bedding down in the territory they already hold. Active fighting has, for the most part, stopped – but now one
Civil war is burgeoning in Zargothrax, the latest conflagration in the so-called plague of civil wars. This is an update on the situation in the Thraxian peninsua. The capital city of Castle Zargo, and surrounding land to the north-west is presently held
A cat has allegedly declared independence for the Thraxian island of Samara. At the end of October, the cat Sawalif was declared Lord of Samara following the death of his owner, Lord Amjad Samara without any male human heirs. Zargothrax forbids women
New laws granting cats the same rights as humans in Zargothrax have unexpectedly had a positive impact on women across the country, a new study has shown. Women’s rights in Zargothrax have historically been very limited; with Zargothrax rated as “Awful” on the
An elderly member of the high nobility in Zargothrax has left his island holdings to his cat, after he passed without any male heirs. Under Thraxian law, women are not permitted to inherit property larger than a certain size, and cannot hold
King Shapur XIV of Zargothrax has issued a formal declaration of war on Salad Land, and has deployed a number of units of the Thraxian Army “comprised of cats” to the island nation. On Thursday, four Thraxian naval ships entered Saladian waters,
A new Royal Decree in Zargothrax states that by the end of August 2023, all Thraxian households will be legally required to own at least one cat, “in order to prevent the coming apocalypse”. The bizarre and controversial decree comes just weeks
King Shapur of Zargothrax has been released from hospital after almost three weeks following an explosion in his personal science laboratory. The King was rushed to hospital on May 30, following the explosion, which officials described as caused by a ‘calculation error’
King Shapur XIV of Zargothrax has been rushed to hospital following an explosion in his personal science laboratory located in the basement of the Royal Palace. A spokesperson for the Royal Family has assured the public that there were ‘zero suspicious circumstances’