A “seemingly inexplicable” mystery has emerged in Glanainn after construction workers found a steam engine inside a cave within a mountain in central Glanainn. It is unknown how or why the steam engine was in the mountain, with the nearest train tracks
Employment opportunities for men in Kerlile are set to further increase as the Council of Kerlile removes over half of positions from the list of restrictions on male employment, including all private sector positions. This means that, for the first time since
Earlier today, former Foreign Secretary Sandra Pavía announced that she is set to lead a new political party, Together for Lauchenoiria, into the 2024 Lauchenoirian Elections. Twenty-two Members of Parliament have joined Pavía in the new party; all from either the Liberals
King Shapur XIV of Zargothrax has issued a formal declaration of war on Salad Land, and has deployed a number of units of the Thraxian Army “comprised of cats” to the island nation. On Thursday, four Thraxian naval ships entered Saladian waters,
The trials of eight individuals accused of being involved in throwing an egg at Empress Athena II of Opthelia have concluded, with sentences being announced. The incident occurred nine days ago during the Imperial Procession following the Lùnastal Festival feast in Craobhaig.
The Bank of Lauchenoiria has closed Paul Doberman’s premium bank account, citing “insufficient funds”. The Lauchenoiria First leader has reportedly lost a considerable amount of money in the past several years, meaning he is no longer eligible for the bank’s premium accounts,
The date of the next Zongongian General Election has been officially announced as Thursday 14th September 2023. While this has been the suspected date for years, it has finally been officially set which means that the campaigning period will begin tomorrow. This
The Council of Kerlile has removed the unabridged version of the Founders’ Manifesto from the Kerlian Censorship Board’s ban list. The full manifesto has been banned since 1960, allegedly due to “distressing patriarchal descriptions” of the world before the foundation of Kerlile.
A Lauchenoirian pop star, who uses the stage name Shauna Light, has passed out on stage at a concert taking place on Butterfly Island. The star, who is popular among the 11-17 demographic, was in the middle of her song Snail in
The owner of a horse ranch in southern Zongongia has been imprisoned for fifteen years for the killing of horses and sale of horse meat, which is illegal in Zongongia. The man, named as Jonatan Heikkinen, had been falsifying reports of illness among