Carmen Robinson, the first former Councillor of Kerlile to be stripped of her position rather than executed, has announced that she will not be contesting the decision to exile her to Zongongia. She told the Zongongian Post: “I do not wish to
Employment opportunities for men in Kerlile are set to further increase as the Council of Kerlile removes over half of positions from the list of restrictions on male employment, including all private sector positions. This means that, for the first time since
The Council of Kerlile has removed the unabridged version of the Founders’ Manifesto from the Kerlian Censorship Board’s ban list. The full manifesto has been banned since 1960, allegedly due to “distressing patriarchal descriptions” of the world before the foundation of Kerlile.
Underground Kerlian publishing company Free Kerlian Press today announced the publication of a shocking book, titled A Daughter’s Manifesto, which reveals the details of an alleged “massacre” of six families in 1934; said to be the families of six additional unknown Founding
The Council of Kerlile has chosen not to expel the Hale family from the body, nor remove Jennifer Hale herself. After a four-hour debate in the Council Chambers, the Council has decreed that there is “insufficient evidence” to warrant the “nuclear option”
The Council of Kerlile has scheduled a debate on the removal of the Hale family from the body, to take place on Monday 31st July. This comes after current representative Councillor Jennifer Hale left Kerlile two days ago, accompanied by her four-year-old
Prime Minister Josephine Alvarez has been photographed near the Kerlian border engaged in a kiss with Councillor Jennifer Hale of Kerlile. The picture, taken by a member of the paparazzi for gossip magazine Bewildered Butterfly, shows the pair – who are still
The Council of Kerlile has approved the creation of three new political parties: Environment and Conservation Party; the Secadualist Union Party; and the Free Market Party. The session was attended by seven out of nine Councillors; and Councillor Natalia Hart indicated her
The Council of Kerlile today issued a statement that males from Kerlile will indeed be permitted to compete in the Olympics, and that an “administrative error” was responsible for the submission of a roster that omitted their participation. Last month it was
The Matriarchy of Kerlile will allow women to petition the Council to form new political parties, in a decision announced this afternoon. Any group that can gain at least one hundred signatures from women over the age of sixteen may submit a
Xiomeran officials announced today that they have reached an agreement with Kerlile’s government to construct an overseas military base in that country. According to the Xiomeran Defense Ministry, a ground forces base and airfield will be constructed halfway between the Kerlian capital